A drink for christmas! Merry Christmas!

Happy Thanksgiving

I saw these and realized you needed them. Who knew Banshees had balls.

Happy Halloween Spook Queen

I feel death has only made you crazier Madame

Oh what the hell at least I can't die!

This just all sound like you want to be rid of me?

I am so hurt.

Did I hear Mischief?

Oh that is too bad because... 

Did you just bite me? 

<3

First off, you are old too Grandma so no calling the kettle black. 

Second, you just described attempted murder with more words and charm but it is still the samething love! 

I shall partay as you say with you if it means you stay outta trouble and your two brain cells stay alive! 

Ugh I hate running!! 

*starts running after you anyway* 

He would love you if stopped trying to kill Maddie...

Okaaayy well please do not hurt your little brain, you only have about to cells left in there and I for one would like you to keep them.

Both. Both is good. I am both. 

*sighs* You are gonna make you chase you?

Why not go give Scotty some love instead the pup's big enough to be a horse.

Oh this is one of those time I actually say I was there and mean it! But to appease you I shall play dumb and act surprised and mortified...

Oh but if the third time works that means you would have successfully killed me... and bippity boppty boop back to heaven I go! 

Mm true, I did not tell you where I sent her off for a reason :P.

Ya know, I have successfully survived two of your screams now. If you scream a third time well then...

You have Madeline... you call her a pet anyway <,/p>

*Sees hyena* 

You have to leave the hyena at the zoo Darlin...