Happy Birthday Mutt,

A bracelet that is magic and turns into a sword when needed, a potion to relieve the curse for a night, A poorly crafted cake (I tried.), I know you enjoy writing cause words fail you so a journal, and lastly a ring to bring you to my realm when you solve the puzzle of it.

P.S. Jeeze we are getting old aren't we? We are 30 now! we have known each other what 15 years now from our old Jett and Max days? I love that you are apart of my life! I am so proud of everything you have done over the years. You haven't had it easy but you are a majestic being kicking ass daily.

Merry Christmas or whatever

Well you are not sweet, rather salty and bitter but here mutt.

Happy Halloween!

Hope is not something I give.

And yet you seemed so utterly pained to say you hate me. I believe that curse of yours is keeping all those true emotions deep inside.

*just stares at him as he calls himself nothing* You mean something to someone *mumbling* 

Oh please tell me how you truly feel about me. *rolls her eyes at him*

If I am nothing, you are nothing also.

You wish you could out villain me, Mutt.

The lives I have twisted for my benefit. Please stop acting like you are a special act compared to me.

We both know I am a villain, and don't care about you, mutt.