Why, thank you, little raven.

But of course you were thinking of me. No need to be so coy.

It's hard not to love me, after all.

You are... alright for a witch I guess...

*stands there awkwardly for a moment refusing to admit he made her gift this year*

*grabs his jew hammer and trots off*

My Life for the life of your last assassin I guess... 

Remember that time we found out we were cousins?

Yeah, that wasn't awkward at all...

You can tell yourself that all you wish...

... But with an outfit like that or lack thereof, I know you have given many a man hope. Not me of course because again...

I hate you, Which. 

*hears her mumble*

Do not give me hope I will just kill it. 

You know I hate you truly and honestly. Now if you could only be truthful about how you really feel about me. *sighs* but you will lie. 

I have always been nothing to no one. This is not anything new.

*scoffs* the lives you have twisted mean and are nothing. 

And in the end, I guess neither are you. 

The feeling is mutual, Witch. 

But in the battle of villains we both know I'm far worse. 

Now now, Witch, you know better than to make it seem like you care. 

It's Kuzco's face for me. 

Yes well please know I cheat!